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pau1y:

what if 911 called you

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waywardchappy:

I always read FAQ as fack and I don’t plan on changing this

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guy:

*seductively shoves hand into chip bag*

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super-wolves:

laugh-til-ya-fart:

A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.

Suddenly, Lorraine died.

At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”

i’m done with this website

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towongfoo:

you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?

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thecookiecosplayer:

looks like my ride is here

thecookiecosplayer:

looks like my ride is here

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But I’m still just a lanky dork. Ironically learning to box doesn’t make you any tougher, it just makes you realize that if you actually got into a real fight you’d probably get your arse kicked.

This guy is the Jennifer Lawrence of Divergent!

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jpgay:

we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret

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ecstasysmom:

Someone should check on Flo

ecstasysmom:

Someone should check on Flo

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methdragon:

be there or 

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mrcrockers:

mrcrockers:

hue jackman

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i showed this to my sister and she slapped me

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