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Reblogged from fionaelizabeth

texas-red-dirt-sunset:

introbulus:

one-hamburger:

dicksp8jr:

fionaaelizabeth:

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

I sea.

guys, i work at an aquarium and my coworkers and i have literally laughed at this for three days straight. everytime we pass each other we whisper “current events” and crack up. our customers think we are nuts.

(Source: fionaelizabeth, via cashewdeala)

Reblogged from shouldnt

shouldnt:

Please be entertained by this fish scaring this dog.

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(via pizza)

Reblogged from doopstein
validx2:

Bob does not approve 

validx2:

Bob does not approve 

(Source: doopstein, via humpdayeee)

Reblogged from lucifercrew124

CROATOAN

endverse-chucks-toilet-paper:

lucifercrew124:

THIS IS NOT A DRILL:
GLOBAL PANDEMIC HAS TAKEN OVER THE WORLD DO NOT APPROACH THE INFECTED PREPARE YOUR WEAPONS GRAB YOUR SALT AND IF YOU SEE THE DEVIL RUN

THIS IS THE CROATOAN VRIUS
WELCOME TO THE END OF THE WORLD

SPREAD THE WORD AND REMEMBER GOD DOESNT GIVE A SHIT

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(via an-abundance-of-hazels)

Reblogged from vodka-vortex

majesticquest:

perpetualvelocity:

ladiesloveloki:

on-a-silver-wing:

vodka-vortexx:

funny celebrity equations

these all work…

I laughed harder at this than I should have…

HOLYS HIT

THE LAST ONE

(Source: vodka-vortex, via humpdayeee)

Reblogged from awwww-cute

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Reblogged from foreveralone-lyguy

foreveralone-lyguy:

When your parents try to act cool around your friends like

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(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via robert-downey-jesus)

Reblogged from chairman-of-th3-board
chairman-of-th3-board:

I still lose my shit to this photo.

chairman-of-th3-board:

I still lose my shit to this photo.

(via humpdayeee)

Reblogged from andrope
andrope:

I added subtle sass.

andrope:

I added subtle sass.

(via tastefullyoffensive)

Reblogged from breakfastburritosattiffanys

awkward-fallen-angel:

croatoanalex:

phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

bangtidyniall:

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

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RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

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FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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IT’S STARTED

WHY IS THIS ON MY DASH ITS NOT EVEN AUGUST YET

CHRISTMAS IN JULYYYYY!!!!!!

(Source: breakfastburritosattiffanys, via an-abundance-of-hazels)

Reblogged from walking--fairytale
disneysnowprincess:

kitaronicus:

idina-love:

walking—fairytale:

Hey look it’s Anna and Elsa.


I’m crying

I haven’t laughed so hard.

disneysnowprincess:

kitaronicus:

idina-love:

walking—fairytale:

Hey look it’s Anna and Elsa.

I’m crying

I haven’t laughed so hard.

(via an-abundance-of-hazels)

Reblogged from realitytvgifs

Reblogged from vacantness

(via tiredlama)

Reblogged from tastefullyoffensive

tastefullyoffensive:

"Hey Mom! Pthlpthbbbbt." (10 seconds later)

[photo by anton belovodchenko]

Reblogged from troyethehotboy18

troyethehotboy18:

sorry to break it to you all but being a fan of someone is not a competition, in competitions there are losers and winners, but in a fandom there are only losers and it’s all of us

(via cashewdeala)