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lockedin221b:

candoramity:

You know what I’m grateful for? That they never made movie covers for the Harry Potter books. Can we all just take a moment to appreciate that?

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Reblogged from yofuu

yofuu:

When commercials try to be “hip”
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Reblogged from polycrypt-deactivated20140709

gayindustrialcomplex:

fag3000:

gayindustrialcomplex:

Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck

did you eat your parents

How about you mind your own business

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Reblogged from hangingoutwithdogs
hangingoutwithdogs:

and we’re back.

hangingoutwithdogs:

and we’re back.

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Reblogged from the-goldengirls

twinkforbigmen331:

thedarkmatteralchemist:

penis-hilton:

EVERYTIME I SEE THIS POST I’M AFRAID TO SCROLL TO THE END OF IT BECAUSE I ALWAYS THINK BETTY WHITE HAS DIED

Betty White, last of the jedi.

WHO DID THIS

(Source: the-goldengirls, via cashewdeala)

Reblogged from grootles
it-is-a-3-patch-problem:

frightfullytreeish:

so it came to my attention recently that not everyone knows great britain is an old lady riding on a pig

And now I will never unsee it

it-is-a-3-patch-problem:

frightfullytreeish:

so it came to my attention recently that not everyone knows great britain is an old lady riding on a pig

And now I will never unsee it

(Source: grootles, via joshpeck)

Reblogged from ruinedchildhood

ruinedchildhood:

I wish I wish

With all my heart

TO FUCKING PASS MY CLASSES AND FINALS

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Reblogged from pattiimayonnaise
Reblogged from timnordwind-deactivated20130819

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wow he sure is hungry

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no no that’s just the way all kids eat cereal these days — face first

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i’m hip

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Reblogged from ostracizedpoodle
  • Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
  • Me: no
  • Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser
Reblogged from glumshoe
glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

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Reblogged from owlwright-deactivated20140831

owlwright:

me: *drinks water* health god

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Reblogged from difficult

catsforlivvy:

i-dont-care-what-u-say:

adirectiongirl:

sensitizes:

we all have that friend who has to ask her mother to breathe

i asked my mom if it was ok to reblog this and she said yes

My mom said no, but I do it anyway 

*gasps of horror*

(Source: difficult, via cashewdeala)

Reblogged from nbcparksandrec
nbcparksandrec:

Andy understands us.

nbcparksandrec:

Andy understands us.

Reblogged from utforskaa
utforskaa:

Transparent Tiffany Doggett to keep the sinners off your blog.

utforskaa:

Transparent Tiffany Doggett to keep the sinners off your blog.

(via itsbetterthananal)