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svveden:

chickenyaoi:

meladoodle:

Why would you buy a broken keyboard

because I had a broken keyboard

i have to buy things that represent me

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awwww-cute:

Couldn’t find my kitten anywhere, then I walked passed the pot plant and saw this

awwww-cute:

Couldn’t find my kitten anywhere, then I walked passed the pot plant and saw this

(via svveden)

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unbrokenable:

The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.

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Reblogged from sir-broccoli

2spooky4boo:

Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans

(Source: sir-broccoli, via tiredlama)

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gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

(Source: foodtrucker, via tiredlama)

Reblogged from sassy-spoon

Anonymous asked: Why does that anonymous guy look fly? Like can't ugly people be anonymous I feel persecuted

sassy-spoon:

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fakefurry:

ONLY 90’s KIDS WILL GET THIS :

  • a birth certificate with 1990-1999

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princesshollyofthesouthernisles:

rileylaroux:

mistahgrundy:

ca-tsuka:

"Disney Villains Perfume" by japanese artist Ruby Spark.

image
i saw that one was missing

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pemsylvania:

earth day? why not venus day or mercury day. why not sun day… wait a second

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wonderlands-absent-queen:

arelyhepburn:

This is the best gif you’ll ever see


Motherfucking animals.

wonderlands-absent-queen:

arelyhepburn:

This is the best gif you’ll ever see

Motherfucking animals.

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