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catsforlivvy:

i-dont-care-what-u-say:

adirectiongirl:

sensitizes:

we all have that friend who has to ask her mother to breathe

i asked my mom if it was ok to reblog this and she said yes

My mom said no, but I do it anyway 

*gasps of horror*

(Source: difficult, via cashewdeala)

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nbcparksandrec:

Andy understands us.

nbcparksandrec:

Andy understands us.

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utforskaa:

Transparent Tiffany Doggett to keep the sinners off your blog.

utforskaa:

Transparent Tiffany Doggett to keep the sinners off your blog.

(via itsbetterthananal)

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deathsofme:

NO CHILL

deathsofme:

NO CHILL

(via tiredlama)

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gayindustrialcomplex:

fag3000:

gayindustrialcomplex:

Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck

did you eat your parents

How about you mind your own business

(via tiredlama)

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zanetehaiden:

Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it

(Source: zanetheaiden, via joshpeck)

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rebuy:

  hi:

rebuy:

imagine someone shouting your url at you across the street.. 

it happened like 3 times today :/

this joke cost him $750. rip..

(via official-michelle-obama)

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dreamyblu:

after u watch the anaconda video

image

(via official-michelle-obama)

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rhetthammersmith:

dog cloud over Manhattan 

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